"I distinctly remember the first day Microsoft showed up here back in the early nineties," said a network manager at a financial services company. "He got up on a desk and bellowed 'I am your one true God! You will take no other vendors before me!' Then he made us cut a goat and sign a multi-year contract. But he left us with all these cool pens and t-shirts. One guy got a Frisbee. We made him the CIO." (via crazy apple rumors)